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April 30, 2008

Indiana Jones And The Pandora's Box

posted by Tygrrius @ 10:10 PM
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
--Johnny Carson

I was watching the Star Wars edition of Deal or No Deal on Monday night and kept looking for an Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull commercial during the show. Since Indy is a Lucasfilm property, I figured it would be a natural. No trailer, though.

Deal or No Deal did at least offer up a fake Darth Vader (complete with a horrible James Earl Jones impersonation), a fake Chewie, a fake Artoo, and a real Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher). There were also 26 Leia-inspired slavegirls, as promised in the promo. Contestant Brad Flinchum managed not to get too distracted by all of the eye candy, though, and walked away with $209,000. Not bad, considering that many Deal or No Deal contestants fail to quit in time. According to the show, Flinchum plans to use some of the money to renovate his basement and display his Star Wars collection.

So, anyway, I was watching some random show last night when an Indy commercial actually appeared. Much like the teaser trailer from a couple months back, the commercial was just kind of there. It didn't hype me for the movie at all, sorry to say.

I just tried to find it on the official Indiana Jones site, but that site always seems to crash my Flash player, even after just recently installing the newest version. I don't have that problem on other sites, just IndianaJones.com. Let's see, who else might have it. Maybe Yahoo. They have a TV spot, but not the one I saw. The one they had was marginally better, but nothing special.

I'd rather have a movie that's better than the trailers, than trailers that are better than the movie anyway. So, here's hoping. We'll find out in three weeks.

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I've been trying out something called Pandora Radio over the last two or three days. It's a site that lets you set up a free, personalized Internet "radio" that streams songs not only by your favorite artists, but also by other artists that their Music Genome Project has identified as similar to your favorites. Due to licensing restrictions, the Pandora service is only available in the US.

You set up one "station" per artist. The cool part, though, is that you can then mix the stations so you can get a pretty good variety of music going. I've set up stations for about 40 of my favorite artists so far. The logic that picks related artists seems to work pretty well, too, as I've been liking most of the songs. Much better than a real radio station, let me tell you.

To satisfy the conditions of their music licensing agreements, it doesn't let you instantly replay a song or go to a specific song. But hey, you can't really do that stuff while listening to a real radio station, either. If you don't like a song, you can rate it a thumbs-down and it will skip to the next one. You can only skip so many songs per hour, again related to their agreements with the music industry. I've only hit this roadblock once, though.

At first I wondered why they called it "Pandora." Now that I'm addicted to it, though, I finally get it. Once you open this box, it's almost impossible to close it. Not unlike visiting here, right?

Aw, come on, you could've humored me. . . .

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April 28, 2008

Elvis: Viva Las Star Wars

posted by Tygrrius @ 11:12 PM
"I'm the only human who can do it."
--Anakin Skywalker (on podracing), Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace

Could Elvis Presley have been a Jedi? We may never know, but he sure raced one like one. A few weeks back, I told you about a fun article over at the Elvis Today blog listing connections between Star Wars and Elvis Presley. That article reminded me of something I noticed about a year ago.

When I first saw Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace back in 1999, I remember thinking that the podracing sequence on Tatooine seemed a little familiar. At the time, there were rumors that it was based on the chariot race in Ben-Hur, so I chalked it up to that and moved on with life.

I'm a huge Elvis fan, so I'm not sure why it took me so long to figure out why the race seemed so familiar. It didn't hit me until I was watching 1964's Viva Las Vegas, Elvis' fifteenth movie, one day last year. Though some of these connections are admittedly a stretch, several of the similarities between the two races are quite striking.

In Viva Las Vegas, Elvis Presley stars as Lucky Jackson, a down-on-his-luck racecar driver who enters the Las Vegas Grand Prix race. The event takes place in the Nevada desert. Much of the Las Vegas economy is based on gambling.

In Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace, Jake Lloyd appears as Anakin Skywalker, a young slave who enters the Boonta Eve Classic podrace. The event takes place in the Tatooine desert. Much of the Tatooine economy is based on gambling.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 1

The beautiful Ann-Margret appears as Elvis' co-star and love interest, Rusty Martin. (Incidentally, happy birthday to Ann-Margret today!)

The beautiful Natalie Portman co-stars as Anakin's eventual love interest, Padmé. I say "eventual" because Anakin is only nine-years-old in Episode I. The real romance for them doesn't start until Episode II.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 2

As a variety of cars take their places on the starting grid, Elvis is a late entry.

As a variety of podracers take their places on the starting grid, Anakin is a late entry.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 3

Elvis' main rival, who is favored to win the race, drives a red-orange racecar.

Anakin's main rival, who is favored to win the podrace, pilots an orange-red podracer.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 4

Elvis' supporters take a helicopter to watch the race from the air above the desert.

Anakin's supporters take a viewing platform to watch the podrace from the air above the desert.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 5

In his silver and blue racecar, Elvis concentrates as the race across the desert begins.

In his silver and blue podracer, Anakin concentrates as the race across the desert begins.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 6

Elvis tries to catch up to the leader.

Anakin tries to catch up to the leader.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 7

Elvis checks to the right, wearing a lightning bolt on his helmet. (This actually looks a lot like the TCB lightning bolt that Elvis would use as a personal emblem about ten years later.)

Anakin checks to the right, while a lightning bolt helps power his podracer.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 8

Elvis' supporters watch the race with mounting dread.

Anakin's supporters watch the podrace with mounting dread.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 9

Elvis finally begins to close in on the leader.

Anakin finally begins to close in on the leader.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 10

Elvis pulls alongside the leader, who has a much bigger racecar than he does.

Anakin pulls alongside the leader, who has a much bigger podracer than he does.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 11

Elvis' supporters can't watch, for they fear he will crash out of the race.

Anakin's supporters can't watch, for they fear he will crash out of the podrace.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 12

Elvis' rival crashes and the rest of the field passes by.

Anakin's rival crashes and the rest of the field passes by.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 13

Elvis' supporters celebrate as he takes the lead.

Anakin's supporters celebrate as he takes the lead.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 14

Elvis wins the race!

Anakin wins the race!
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 15

And Elvis gets the girl! (Lucky marries Rusty.)

It takes another ten years, but Anakin eventually gets the girl, too! Anakin (Hayden Christensen) marries Padmé in Episode II.
Elvis Star Wars, Photo 16

So, there you have it. Evidence that the Force was with Elvis Presley. As for Anakin Skywalker, sure, he may have been one of the most powerful Jedi ever, but could he belt out songs like "Viva Las Vegas" and "What'd I Say"? I don't think so.


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